Mon 30 Nov 2009
The “Real Housewives” are in Debt. Are You? Get Your Finances in Order Now, Before Job Loss Hits
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By Survivor Gal
(c) November 30, 2009
Here’s some unconventional advice to help you prepare for the storm. Because it’s coming.
Watch the various “Real Housewives” shows on Bravo. They’re vapid, but a secret pleasure for enough viewers to not only keep them on the air, but expand the franchise. But, turns out, the purported prosperity of the housewives was about as real as their, well, cleavage. Out goes The Good Life of boats, bling, and BMWs. In comes the Really Real Story: foreclosure, eviction and short sales.
They are the It Girls for Schadenfreude, circa 2009. We’re watching them fall and getting what we’ve long suspected is their spending-beyond-one’s-means due.
But you may have more in common with the phony fill-in-the-blank set than you’d like. The average U.S. household credit card debt is $10,700; typical consumers have eight credit cards apiece. And, if you’re part of Generation X, generally defined as born between 1965 and 1976, you – deservedly or not – are part of what’s called Generation Debt, collectively unwilling or unable to deny your wants and plummeting into the red.
Change course now. The odds are not in your favor.
Whatever your generation – Boomer, Gen X, Millennial – job loss will hit you. You’ll get laid off, whether you saw it coming or it blindsided you. You’ll accept a job that sounded great until it was yours. Your spouse will get canned. Or, on a particularly sad note, your parents – providers of the occasional check – will be able to offer you nothing but love after layoffs hit them.
Welcome to the inevitable new reality. And, yes, it does bite.
But you have some control over how hard it bites.
Survivor Gal has been laid off three times over two decades, most recently a year ago. In 2003, she became a homeowner and mortgagee. That made it harder for her sleep after Layoff No. 3 and grateful to have landed a new job within five months. Lots of decent folks aren’t as lucky.
She can also report this about post- No. 3 life: Her car, though it has the sex appeal of a grandma-mobile, was paid for four years earlier; it’s still great under the hood. Her TV, a hand-me-down from her brother, is the size of a fetal Volkswagen but it works. She’d followed the pundits’ recommendations to save enough for six months’ worth of expenses.
The day No. 3 hit, her debt on her two credit cards: zero dollars, zero cents.
Considering average debt, it’s sadly unsurprising that that the seeds of many a personal financial disaster were sewn by the huge credit card balances that preceded job loss.
Stop. Here’s what you need to do. Stop thinking of your credit cards as the ticket for what you didn’t save for and cannot really pay for, be it the latest in consumer electronics or the bachelorette weekend in Vegas. Think of them as Tony Soprano.
They’re not your friends. Granted, credit card companies won’t come after your kneecaps. And what Tony calls “da points,” they call “interest.” But the differences end there. What Tony calls “your debt,” they call “your debt.”
Listen, Survivor Gal is not Sweet Polly Purebred; over the years, she made a couple wrong turns. She wishes, for instance, she’d known the right way to close an unused credit card account, rather than having the company discontinue a zero-balance customer.
Nor is she pitiless. She’s a Boomer, though vanity prompts her to disclose she’s from the generation’s tail end. Credit card companies deluged Gen Xers’ and Millennials’ undergrad mailboxes with fabulous offers; they never did that to the Boomers.
So here’s where to start.
Go to http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/money101/lesson9/index2.htm, an easy, practical primer on personal finance, and the difference between good debt and bad (credit cards).
The always-helpful Motley Fool site has this article (despite the title that Survivor Gal loathes) on the right way to close credit cards. Visit http://www.fool.com/personal-finance/credit/dont-cancel-that-credit-card.aspx
Using Tony for necessities like groceries or housing? Or just need solid info? The Federal Trade Commission steers you in the right direction: http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/menus/consumer/credit/debt.shtm
Your new friends at Tripping on the Ladder want you to be ready for what’s real. Tony-free. Real people, not Real Housewives.
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hours in—rehearsals and concerts. Standing in huge lines at unforgivable hours of the morning just to get a few more dollars off the already inflated price of a Christmas gift your mother-in-law probably will return anyway.
of the work week. Still, there are those looking forward to the traditional “Black Friday,” when shoppers, like myself (I’m fueled by seasonal spirit, pumpkin muffins and Mountain Dew!) spring from our beds at 4 a.m. or earlier, eager to get the best deals.
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